You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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