Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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