I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
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party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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