Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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