Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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