Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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