Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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