why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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