why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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