I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
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It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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