he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
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I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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