fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
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I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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