Where are you?
In a non slutty way
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
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So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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