The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
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Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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