I'm gonna have a badass scar
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
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we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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