a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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