imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
BRING THE BAGELS
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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