It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
someone owes me an orgasm
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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