At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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