Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
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My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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