Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
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BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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