Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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