People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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