oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
ugly people sure do ruin things
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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