He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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