Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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