where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
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He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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