I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
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She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
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