I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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