Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
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You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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