I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
The chlamydia really affected his face.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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