I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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