I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
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See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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