I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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