It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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