Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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