Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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