Me too!
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
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After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
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