Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
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Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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