I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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