Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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