So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
No stitches, just platelets and will power
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
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i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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