Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
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