Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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