oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
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There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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