You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
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