I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
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I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
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She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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