if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.