Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there