that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
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I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.