its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀