Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
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hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
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Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?