You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
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My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.