think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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