did you get engaged???
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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