He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
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This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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