Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
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Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
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Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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