My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
